Sparkle

Bug #374763
Comment #3

Comment 3 for bug 374763

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John Hasier (johnj-hasier) wrote on 2009-05-11: Re: [Bug 374763] Re: Sparkle allows 3rd party to execute arbitrary code via cyberduck exploit

Which part?

On Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:11 AM, Andy Matuschak <email address hidden>wrote:

> God dammit, John, you actually had me scared from the title! :D
>
> ** Changed in: sparkle
> Status: New => Invalid
>
> --
> Sparkle allows 3rd party to execute arbitrary code via cyberduck exploit
> https://bugs.launchpad.net/bugs/374763
> You received this bug notification because you are a direct subscriber
> of the bug.
>
> Status in Sparkle Updater: Invalid
>
> Bug description:
> Some stuffs about how its liek sooper bad and my computer exploded. Also I
> poured soda on my laptop and Sparkle failed to update my keyboard so it
> would work like again. Then them aliens came and took all my file. They
> left a note in their simple beautiful but incomprehensible alien language.
> Then the failsafes failed deadly resulting in inadverdent necular launchez
> at my base releasing teh sooper virus. Which would have been oki except the
> sooper virus infected some bacteria that ate through the titanium plating
> containing Project 632-x. Which was a dood 4 some reason thought it
> necessary to take a shark and needlessly turn it into a robot to make a more
> effective killing machine. But the Skynet deployed Draculas to stop the
> sharks and liek everyone was dying all over the place. Then the super
> plague rose them from the dead and it was up to a handful of gritty
> survivors from all walks of life to stop them. They were able to keep the
> legions of undead at bay using some sort of agricultural science. Then the
> meteor hit my internets and caused all the data to leak out of the toobs
> into the atmosphere causing liek a datapocolypse. As per instruction set
> 237-Alpha_niner_niner, teh maurertron was activated but it was too late.
> Please send help from the past soon otherwise we might forget why we need
> something...shit....
> -The Futureguy who has internet to the past, but not in the smae timeline
> or something like that.
> P.S.-ur software is liek sooper awesome except for when it does shit like
> this-keep up the gewd work
>

Which part?

On Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:11 AM, Andy Matuschak <andy@andymatuschak.org>wrote:

> God dammit, John, you actually had me scared from the title! :D
>
> ** Changed in: sparkle
>       Status: New => Invalid
>
> --
> Sparkle allows 3rd party to execute arbitrary code via cyberduck exploit
> https://bugs.launchpad.net/bugs/374763
> You received this bug notification because you are a direct subscriber
> of the bug.
>
> Status in Sparkle Updater: Invalid
>
> Bug description:
> Some stuffs about how its liek sooper bad and my computer exploded.  Also I
> poured soda on my laptop and Sparkle failed to update my keyboard so it
> would work like again.  Then them aliens came and took all my file.  They
> left a note in their simple beautiful but incomprehensible alien language.
>  Then the failsafes failed deadly resulting in inadverdent necular launchez
> at my base releasing teh sooper virus.  Which would have been oki except the
> sooper virus infected some bacteria that ate through the titanium plating
> containing Project 632-x.  Which was a dood 4 some reason thought it
> necessary to take a shark and needlessly turn it into a robot to make a more
> effective killing machine.  But the Skynet deployed Draculas to stop the
> sharks and liek everyone was dying all over the place.  Then the super
> plague rose them from the dead and it was up to a handful of gritty
> survivors from all walks of life to stop them.  They were able to keep the
> legions of undead at bay using some sort of agricultural science.  Then the
> meteor hit my internets and caused all the data to leak out of the toobs
> into the atmosphere causing liek a datapocolypse.  As per instruction set
> 237-Alpha_niner_niner, teh maurertron was activated but it was too late.
> Please send help from the past soon otherwise we might forget why we need
> something...shit....
> -The Futureguy who has internet to the past, but not in the smae timeline
> or something like that.
> P.S.-ur software is liek sooper awesome except for when it does shit like
> this-keep up the gewd work
>