Some stuffs about how its liek sooper bad and my computer exploded. Also I poured soda on my laptop and Sparkle failed to update my keyboard so it would work like again. Then them aliens came and took all my file. They left a note in their simple beautiful but incomprehensible alien language. Then the failsafes failed deadly resulting in inadverdent necular launchez at my base releasing teh sooper virus. Which would have been oki except the sooper virus infected some bacteria that ate through the titanium plating containing Project 632-x. Which was a dood 4 some reason thought it necessary to take a shark and needlessly turn it into a robot to make a more effective killing machine. But the Skynet deployed Draculas to stop the sharks and liek everyone was dying all over the place. Then the super plague rose them from the dead and it was up to a handful of gritty survivors from all walks of life to stop them. They were able to keep the legions of undead at bay using some sort of agricultural science. Then the meteor hit my internets and caused all the data to leak out of the toobs into the atmosphere causing liek a datapocolypse. As per instruction set 237-Alpha_niner_niner, teh maurertron was activated but it was too late.
Please send help from the past soon otherwise we might forget why we need something...shit....
-The Futureguy who has internet to the past, but not in the smae timeline or something like that.
P.S.-ur software is liek sooper awesome except for when it does shit like this-keep up the gewd work
God dammit, John, you actually had me scared from the title! :D