Comment 146 for bug 1054776

Ubuntu is a big gal now. 2 am, Johannesburg's streets are steaming hot. With her new gloss on, still frail on high heels, shopping bag in hands, Ubuntu walks slowly in circles around the side walk. Not before long, one of these old 70's mercedes stops by with a long squeaking sound. The driver asks with a tone of confusion: "hey babe, kinda lost here, you think you could help me out?" Ubuntu: "Ahhhh man, sure! wanna have a good time?"

http://blog.canonical.com/2012/12/07/searching-in-the-dash-in-ubuntu-13-04/

The driver: "Gal, gal! if you plan to do anything with that mouth, better take Mint before!"