Comment 8 for bug 121828

I don't think the page can be made clear enough as long as it is trying to fulfil two very different purposes. It's like if we had a single page that covered both maintenance and 404 errors: no amount of rewriting could fix it.

I'm not suggesting that the offline page be changed in version control during each rollout. I'm suggesting that we have two pages, both permanently in version control: one displayed during maintenance, and the other set up to display automatically during server glitches. Please tell me this is possible. :-) Then I'll make the separate glitch page, and you can work your wizardry to set it up.