Comment 112 for bug 1

Do not despair folks.
 Although it looks like a pandemic (ref. Chicken Flu), some very adept people have come up with a very potent drug(medicine)

A team headed by Dr. Shuttleworth has been working very intensely for the last six months on a project called 'Ubuntu'.

90% of affected victims have been cured in
a matter of a few hours, after taking this amazing medicine and simultaneously sniffing a drug called 'Synaptic'.