Comment 970 for bug 1

"I us a genuine web browser to surf the genuine Internet."
So you use Firefox for IRC, AIM, MSN, XMPP, HTTP, FTP, SMTP, IMAP, POP3, etc.? No, you surf the World Wide Web, not the web. If you want to get smart about words, use the correct words. Maybe just point out that Microsoft claims to have an "Internet" Explorer, while Firefox claims simply to browse the web.