Comment 789 for bug 1

Help. I'm writing in from Ohio, in the United States.

I recently attended a cookout with an Acer Aspire One with Ubuntu by my side. When asked what it was, I said it was a notebook with Ubuntu, which is a type of Linux, which is an operating system. The general reply was that their computers ran Dell operating systems.

Please send men in Human-themed suits to aid these poor people who didn't even realize that there were other options beside Windows (honest - they thought Mac's were just Windows boxes with prettier cases.)

Please... I don't know how much longer I can last with my efficient computers and lack of viruses.