Hey Alex Wilkes,
A little late for you, but hopefully it will help other people.
If you can't find the key "/system/storage/volumes/_org_freedesktop_Hal_devices_voume_uuid_*/mount_point"
You are running 'gconf-editor' as root. (it doesn't exist if you run it as root). Run 'gconf-editor' as yourself, and then you will see the key
Hey Alex Wilkes,
A little late for you, but hopefully it will help other people.
If you can't find the key "/system/ storage/ volumes/ _org_freedeskto p_Hal_devices_ voume_uuid_ */mount_ point"
You are running 'gconf-editor' as root. (it doesn't exist if you run it as root).
Run 'gconf-editor' as yourself, and then you will see the key