[Feature Request] Parental controls are impossible.

[Kyli Rouge]

There is no way to give an Ubuntu machine to my little cousin and ensure his safety like I can with a Windows or Mac OS one.

I posed a now-long-standing question on Ask Ubuntu and SoftwareRecs.SE which outlines all my requirements for a parental control mechanism. This question has had bounty offered, but was never answered, which eventually led me here:
http://softwarerecs.stackexchange.com/questions/11184/how-do-i-set-up-parental-controls-on-ubuntu-14-04-lts-tahr

[Ubuntu Foundations Team Bug Bot (crichton)]

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[Kyli Rouge (kyli)]

Cannot figure out how to assign a package, since this is what I consider to be a fundamental OS issue, and is present in ALL versions of Ubuntu, from 4.10 to 15.10.

[Launchpad Janitor (janitor)]

Status changed to 'Confirmed' because the bug affects multiple users.

[Alexander Tsoutsanis (alexander-tsoutsanis)]

All hands to raising this. Timekpr is not available via Software Center and is not a proper parental controls App. If Ubuntu wants to mature into a proper alternative for existing OS, developing a parental control app is a 'must have'.